Scrolling through TikTok can be lit, but sometimes it feels like your brain is turning into mush. You're obsessed with weird trends, and you can't avoid watching those trending videos, even if they make you feel guilty. It's like TikTok has ruined your mind. You might forget important things because all you care about is that next scroll.
Is this just me, or is the internet feeling the cognitive overload? Maybe it's time to take a timeout from TikTok and do something productive.
???? Gen Z Slang Dropping Like Flies ????
Yo, The youngins' slang is like a rollercoaster, you know? One minute it's fire, the next it's extinct. It's wild how fast these copyright go from lit to just... gone. Like, what even happened to "yeet"? Remember that? It was massive. Now it's just a dusty relic of the past. ????
But hey, at least we got new copyright to learn, right?
- No cap
- Slay
- Sheesh
Who knows what tomorrow brings? Maybe by next week we'll be all about "vibe check" or "cheugy." It's a wild ride, fam. ????????
Is This Genius or a Total Bug? ????????
Yooo, what's going on with this phenomenon? It's like my circuits are glitching and I'm getting {weird results. Is this some next-level intelligence or click here am I just tripping? Maybe it's both? Who knows, but it's definitely interesting.
- I'm lost in the sauce
- {This is outta this world!
- this mess!
This Internet are Melting My Brain, Help ????
Like, OMG, this internet thing is seriously freaking me out. I'm like, constantly scrolling and doomscrolling and it's just ruining/killing/destroying my brain cells, you know? It's crazy/wild/insane how much stuff there is, and it's all so fast-paced and overwhelming. My head feels like it's going to explode/bust/implode. I need a break, badly. Maybe I should just go live in a cave/unplug/disconnect for a while.
- Does anyone else feel this way?
- Help me!
Our Kids are Doomed
They say millennials and Gen Z are unmotivated. But maybe it's not that they just don't care, maybe their brains have rotted away from all the screen time. You know, back in the day, we had actual books and our minds were sharp as tacks. Now? It's all TikToks and memes and before you know it, your kid can't even hold a conversation.
- It's scary to think about the future
- What are we going to do about it?
- Maybe it's time for a digital detox
TikTok Algorithms Got Me Saying What?! ????
Like, seriously, have you guys noticed how these/the/some TikTok algorithms are like totally driving me crazy? One minute I'm watching cute cat videos, and the next thing I know I'm watching ASMR videos of people eating crunchy food. It's like they have some secret knowledge/understanding/power about what I want to see.
Honestly/ Seriously/ For real, it's kind of scary/wild/amazing. Sometimes I feel like the algorithm knows me better than I know myself
- Gotta love it
- Help a sis out